*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
What the fuck, law?!?
this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life
That little puppy is just like ” da fuck is this mother fucker doing? “
Not possible…I liked 2 things?
The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x
"Look I have a sticker dick!"
“THAT JUST CONFUSED ME SO MUCH”
“OOWWWWWWWW THIS HURTS GETTING IT OFF THIS WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA why did it hurt that much it was just skin there wasn’t even hair”
Oh. My. God. I want to watch that on repeat.